Ode To My Favorite Soap

Day in and day out, like a nagging refrain,
I hear: "Ms. Sheldon, please help me, remove this darn stain!"

So I calm down the nerves and I offer up hope
by recommending the dependable Fels-Naptha Soap.

Follow the directions and be delighted to find
that your pesky old stain will be gone in no time!

I hope that my message brings you some cheer,
as well as a happy and safe stain-free year!

Attached to bars of Fels-Naptha and given as holiday gifts....